How to appear (extremely) fair in pictures

You see, every once in a while I get people asking me why I am so fair. Well, the reason is, dah I memang born liddat! I am so fair, sometimes when I take picture with flash, I just disappear. No, I am serious. Take a look at this:

eh, why we take picture liddat one? mal, why we so stupid one?

cuz i know she'd definitely kill me if i post up this pic unedited. =D


So, all of you can now go ahead be jealous and wallow in your own pool of self pity! Hah!

But since I am such a generous and kind hearted, on top of that, FAIR person, I shall share with you some tips on how to appear (extremely) fair in pictures. Its really easy….

Okay, here’s how I look under normal room lighting:


In order to appear fairer than I already am, here’s a picture of me under normal room lighting plus a table lamp:

If the above still don’t work for you, its time to on the flash function together with the room light and table lamp:

Okay, I m done making fun of dark people for today! =D And here comes the dreaded Monday.

3 comments:

Ryan said...

hmm.. jus an excuse for camwhoring? :x

mal said...

hahaha we look so diff last time..
if u wana look even fairer put pic wit jarred la even better :p

rachel said...

ryan: more like wasting precious studying time to play with the camera...

mal: haha! yah lor, i think i was thinner last time... haha!